| Name | Quote |
| JOHAN CRUYFF | 'The difference between right and wrong is often not more than five metres' |
| KENNY CUNNINGHAM | 'I find the growing intervention by the football authorities in strictly footballing matters a rather worrying trend.' |
| MARTIN DAHLIN | 'My motivation and my back no longer exist.' |
| KENNY DALGLISH | The Brazilians aren't as good as they used to be, or as they are now |
| KENNY DALGLISH | 'The fans like to see Balde wear his shirt on his sleeve' |
| IAN DARKE | Billy Gilbert hit a kamikaze back pass which Justin Fashanu pounced on like a black Frank Bruno |
| BARRY DAVIES | Izzet - no is the answer |
| BARRY DAVIES | The Dutch look like a huge jar of marmalade |
| PAOLO DI CANIO | I want the fans to know that before I finish my career we are going to win something. Otherwise I'll kill myself |
| PAOLO DI CANIO | The man who comes to take care of my piranhas told me that if I left West Ham he would kill all my fish |
