| Name | Quote |
| DES LYNAM | Poborsky's had one or two moments - two, actually |
| MICK LYONS | 'If there wasn't such a thing as football we'd all be frustrated footballers.' |
| MALCOLM MACDONALD | 'Mirandinha will have more shots this afternoon than both sides put together.' |
| ALEX MacDONALD | 'We ended up playing football, and that's not our style.' |
| ROMAN MAHLICH | I was very angry with his tackle on Tomislav. That's why I had a go at him and said I did not like his wife's music |
| MAURICE MALPAS | 'The pace of the game between first team and reserves is like night and day.' |
| RODNEY MARSH | I think Sheffield Wednesday are a very poor football team. They are like a man who's got diarrhoea who can't get his trousers down |
| RODNEY MARSH | 'I'm not going to pick out anyone in particular, but Jay Jay Okocha should not be the captain of a football club' |
| RODNEY MARSH | 'Wimbledon are putting balls into the blender.' |
| MICK MARTIN | 'Both sets of defenders are doing well for Deportivo' |
