| Name | Quote |
| DAVID PLEAT | 'He hits it into the corner of the net as straight as a nut' |
| DAVID PLEAT | 'He wasn't really trying to score with that shot.' |
| DAVID PLEAT | He's got a brain under his hair |
| DAVID PLEAT | I was inbred into the game by my father |
| DAVID PLEAT | If there are any managers out there with a bottomless pit, I'm sure that they would be interested in these two Russians |
| DAVID PLEAT | I've seen some players with very big feet, and some with very small feet |
| DAVID PLEAT | Pires has got something about him, he can go both ways depending on who's facing him |
| DAVID PLEAT | 'Preki quite literally only has the one foot.' |
| DAVID PLEAT | 'Stoichkov is pointing at the bench with his eyes.' |
| DAVID PLEAT | That would have put the icing on his start |