| Name | Quote |
| NIALL QUINN | 'He managed to make a good hash of it in the end' |
| NIALL QUINN | 'I think Arsenal will win the game, but I think Everton have a real good chance.' |
| NIALL QUINN | 'With eight or ten minutes to go, they were able to bring Nicky Butt back and give him fifteen to twenty minutes.' |
| SIR ALF RAMSEY | 'There is great harmonium in the dressing room.' |
| ANTONIO RATTIN | My team mates advised me to visit the city first. I went to have a look at Middlesbro and decided I was better off in Parma |
| HARRY REDKNAPP | By the look of him he must have headed a lot of balls - Harry Redknapp about the lovely Iain Dowie |
| HARRY REDKNAPP | Dani is so good-looking I don't know whether to play him or f*ck him |
| HARRY REDKNAPP | Even when they had Moore, Hurst and Peters, West Ham's average finish was about 17th. It just shows how crap the other 8 of us were |
| HARRY REDKNAPP | Hartson's got more previous than Jack the Ripper |
| HARRY REDKNAPP | Samassi Abou don't speak the English too good |
